The Ideal Phone Might Be The noPhone

Thin, lightweight, unlimited battery life. Revives your social and sex life. This might be your ideal phone!

"A technology-free alternative to constant hand-to-phone contact. The noPhone acts as a surrogate to any smart mobile device, enabling you to always have a rectangle of smooth, cold plastic to clutch without forgoing any potential engagement with your direct environment." The noPhone will be soon for sale at nophone.eu