As soon as the USB Condom detects a virus, built-in software shuts off USB access, verifies the problem, removes the nasty bug, then reopens the communication bridge to your computer.
Gross? Be glad the metaphor isn't boomeranging in the other direction: before you know it, you'll be installing anti-virus software on your penis.
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